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LordZeebmork
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

Age 30, Male

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fuck fart ass hell

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Joined on 2/12/07

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Posted by LordZeebmork - April 2nd, 2010


i went to college, got sick of the neofascist liberal fucktards and all their shit about ~~diversity~~ and how white people are evil, and left. i'll probably go to university of maryland or some shit. no way in hell am i making the mistake of paying $50k/year to be forced to take classes in "cultural perspectives" and get yelled at by a bunch of pseudointellectual fuckwads for supporting the "racist uneducated redneck" tea party. because smaller government is SO RACIST oh wait them there negros need government handouts cuz they can't do anything otherwise and nope that isn't racist at all durp hurp hurrrrrrrrrrr

also, my windows partition fucked itself in the ass and my mac is damn near fried, so i probably can't make flash anymore, at least unless i can be bothered to get it working in wine. and even then, probably not, since my laptop is too much of a piece of shit to run linux properly. i had to uninstall arch since it kept eating dick, and crunchbang isn't working too well either. oh well.

and since you all are a bunch of dumbass rich kids from the suburbs: pot sucks dick, go buy yourself a pouch of tobacco (fuck pack cigs) instead of a few joints of shit weed. also american beer is horse piss.

ps i should probably try to get myself unbanned from the bbs these days but right now i can't be fucked to

edit: more fanmail! i love how i keep getting this, did something of mine get frontpaged or what

From: kingslime80
Sent: 03/31/10 12:16
Subject: WTF?

OK, I'd just like you to answer me one question: Why do you keep deleting my reviews? They wern't meant to be abusive, just inform people who have Epilepsy that the flash can potentially cause a seizure. So, what's your problem with me?


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 29th, 2010


i turned on my old mac for the first time in forever and apparently my flash folder magically disappeared

basically, i won't be resubmitting any of those old movies now, unless they were on my old external and i can somehow unfry that or something. goddamnit.


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 23rd, 2010


hipsterism is starting to pick up the old ss ripoff shit we were throwing around in like 08

probably a coincidence but they're all like xCXZZXZXxzXZXZCxz fUCCC;;;;;;;; and dr dre and ironic appropriation of 90s pop culture icons and shit

WE WERE THE ORIGINAL HIPSTERS,,,,, FIGTH THA IMOPSTUERSS////????????? ?FUCEN POSEIR'S@@@@@@@@@@@@@

edit: wow wowee wow even after months of being a lazy inactive faggotron i am still getting mail from my FANS (___-==:

From: sephiroth314
Sent: 03/20/10 19:17
Subject: YOU PISS ME OFF NOOB!$@!@#!@$!@#$
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DON'T YOU DARE SWEAR IN YOUR GAMES AND MOVIES OR I WILL TELL TOM AND HAVE HIM BAN YOU FROM HERE!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH THE CURSE WORDS, STOP IT!!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE!?!?! THEY ARE THE MOST OFFENSIVE AND MEAN WORDS IN THE WORLD, STOP OR YOU WILL BE BANNED AND WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RETURN TO THIS SITE AGAIN AND MAKE MORE SWEAR WORDS!! I DO NOT TOLERATE THOSE WORDS!

now isn't that just swell


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 8th, 2010


dfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffff


Posted by LordZeebmork - February 26th, 2010


where the fuck did it go? probably everyone fuckin moved to tf2 or went to college or some shit but ugh how did it die

achhh i need to get flash installed on this thing. ima start that shit back up if nobody else does

edit: lmfao i got unscouted from the art portal AGAIN. guess i'm not good enough to meet the quality standards of the newgrounds art portal. like it's not enough to ban me from the bbs, reviews, and probably flash portal also but i can't be fucked to check


Posted by LordZeebmork - January 22nd, 2010


ert fuerp

t wacky fix your fucking site permissions i keep getting 403d


Posted by LordZeebmork - January 17th, 2010


kitten crews?!??!

WADE'S WIFE HENTAI @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@


Posted by LordZeebmork - January 14th, 2010


FAP FAP AMIRITE?!??!???!? XDDDDDDD

DAILY FAPPINGS #16


Posted by LordZeebmork - January 13th, 2010


now i'm permabanned from bbs and reviews

let's see how long until this shit acc gets assed

lmfao


Posted by LordZeebmork - January 10th, 2010


get it lOL,,,,,,,

my dick is fuckin rancid