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LordZeebmork
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

Age 30, Male

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Joined on 2/12/07

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6.40 votes
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37

Why I hate Newgrounds

Posted by LordZeebmork - April 3rd, 2008


1. Whenever I submit a two-frame loop or something, I always get a review telling me to submit the music to the Audio Portal because there is no point to the flash.

Example:
"hola !!"
by: bluslug
date: 6 hours ago

what's your point with that all !! >> arguing with people and composing such a pathetic screenshot,..... was it for the track,..well if it was your purpose you'd have better put it under "AUDIO PORTAL" category.

The Audio Portal isn't Limewire, you fucktards. It's not for submitting stolen shit that you found on the internet, and if you think it is, go ahead, steal audio, submit it, and get your fucking account deleted. You won't be missed.

2. Suck-ups. Whenever Tom or Wade makes a thread talking about some recent change to the site (which they almost never do, because apparently it's a better idea to let people find out for themselves when their flash gets blammed or whistled and they're stuck with a portal ban or whatever), a large part of the forum-going userbase drops in with bleating reminiscent of the sheep in Animal Farm, congratulating the admins and saying that it's the best thing evar!1!111 so nobody can raise any legitimate points about problems that might be in the change, talk intelligently about the change, or anything. And, of course, if anyone dares to think for themselves and call someone else out for needlessly sucking up to the admins, or point anything bad out about the change, 15-day ban. For no reason. Even if it's in the middle of an actual intelligent discussion. No wonder the smart people on Newgrounds are almost all trolls.

3. Statwhores. Stop voting five on everything, you idiots. Especially if you turn around and complain about spam after you admit to voting five on Afro_Stud's bullshit ripoff Hitler shit and the millions of spinoffs. You people are more like sheep than you realize. "Everyone is voting 5 on everything, so I have to also!" Actually, you don't. If enough people start voting 0, things will actually get blammed, and if you vote 0, you're helping.

4. Fanboys. Why isn't the Top 50 packed with actually good flash instead of video game parodies, stickfights, and cock jokes? Because you idiots vote 5 on utter shit every day to keep it up there, and there are enough of you that complete shit has a near-perfect score, usually just because of the author's name. Hell, look at this. I could have made that in two fucking hours, and it's ranked #34. I think the only reason it got there is because it's made by the same overrated author who made shit like My New Grounds. If he can't even spell Newgrounds properly, how the fuck is he one of the most popular authors?

5. The admins. Last time I checked, the review rules apply to reviews on all flashes, and yet...

"Second, a warning to people who defend these lame movies by marking scathing reviews as "abusive". If I see a review calling these submissions out for what they are I tend to clear them of any wrongdoing. So anyone jumping on the bandwagon and flagging comments that are accurate in pointing the finger at spam groups, they're going to get a surprise in the form of a garbage whistle."

-bob

Idiot.

Let's not forget Wade constantly deleting harmless accounts just because they're alts, locking KemCab out of his account just because a few people are too fucking stupid to see that using the same password everywhere isn't exactly a good idea, 30-day banning Paradox for calling him out on said locking (although he actually did undo the ban later), and getting citricsquid to leave Newgrounds because apparently he was a threat to Newgrounds security or something when everyone who got hacked fucking deserved it.

And some idiot deciding it would be a brilliant idea to mod an overrated idiot with less than 250 posts just because he shat out a few horribly overrated Top 50 flashes.

And at least 100 flashes, mostly quality KK movies, getting deleted, supposedly by accident.

And Milfreds getting deleted a long time after he left for no real reason.

I'll add more later.


Comments

Then submit to another site, there problem solved.

What other site?

Don't listen to that fuck, keep doing it. Peer Pressure

wait what

Chill, dude. It's just the internet. It's really not serious business.

And where did I ever say it was?

Yeah, I wanna see you making that kind of flash in two hours.
Why dont you spend a day or two animating and youll have 10 flashes, all in the top 15. Shit, I can tell people I can make the best flash ever made in 2 seconds, the thing is... I cant. Why do all the collabs youve been in suck? Im just wondering, its not that I dont believe you when you claim to be an awesome animator.

Because I can't be bothered to make anything good.

yeh pretty nice things to say

thanks for the turd btw ;-)

yeh

I pretty much agree with #4. With the exceptions of the recent "Bambee," "Mastermind 3," "Metal Gear Awesome 2," and most stuff from TheWeebl, there's usually never anything good on the front page. Probably another reason why I'm not a Newgrounds browser.

Metal Gear Awesome 2? Fuck no.

well newgrounds hates you

niggers hate me too but do I care what they think?

nope.

i completly agree with everything you said, but i think #34 is there only because of the slow mo movie song. The funny thing is, i never realized some of this until you bought it to my attention. I HATE STAT WHORES. There the only reasons shit flashes pass into the realm of existence. im not being sarcastic either. now watch my account get deleted for agreeing with you just because you flamed some admins >_>

yep

Agreed.

hmm... tis only to hate grounders who made newgrounds.

what tom should do is either:

(A) create another portal for stat whores and spamming crews so they dont have to fuck off on newgrounds and publish things that shouldn't even be here in the first place, and there would be a new whistle to identify spam (which will never happen :(

or

(B) tom/wade/bob/any other admins could rape all of the spam crews accounts and ban them for life.

those are the only 2 solutions to this problem.

to the problem of the suck-ups...

KILL THEM ALL!!! lol

actually, let the admins find out on thier own that the kissasses are cock-riding, the admins will either make them more powerful, or ban them. however they see fit. and if they become too powerful, they'll start parasiting the site, making it a hacked, spammy wasteland >:(

I HATE SPAMMING N00BZ!!!!

if tom would just make a 4th whistle for spam, the site would be a better place for creative minds and comedic geniuses.

a lot of the spam is better than the shit that gets frontpaged

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