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LordZeebmork
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

Age 30, Male

prostitute

fuck fart ass hell

buttville

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hey

Posted by LordZeebmork - May 20th, 2008


I'm bored out of my fucking mind, bitch at me on AIM or something


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FUK U U PORTAL SMARRER.I HOP U DIE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

hahaha

I'll bitch at you-

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT ZERO PERCENT AT LIFE! WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOUR FAMLIY WILL BE LIKE "FUCK YOU!" AND THEN THEY WILL LEAVE YOU! THEN YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB BECAUSE YOU'RE AND EMO SACK OF SHIT! THEN YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY AND SPEND WHAT EVER YOU CAN ON HEROINE! WON'T THAT BE BALLS OF FUN? THEN YOU WILL GO TO JAIL AND SOME BIG GUY NAMED "RICK" WILL COME OVER AND CALL YOU TIFFANY AND YOU WILL BE HIS BITCH! YOU WILL GET RAPED IN THE SHOWER WHEN YOU DROP THE SOAP! THEN WHEN YOU GET OUT, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A DICK WEED WHO FUCKING BLOWS AT LIFE! YOU WILL LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND CUT YOURSELF. THEN YOU WILL GET A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS REALLY A GUY BUT YOU'RE DESPERATE AND WILL TAKE IT. ALSO THE HE- BITCH IS A HOOKER AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A WHITE PIMP! DON'T THINK I'M DONE EITHER DOUCHE BAG! YOU WILL OWE A FUCK LOAD OF MONEY TO THE GOVERNMENT AND THEY WILL TAKE YOUR CRAP SHACK OF A HOUSE AWAY. THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL LEAVE YOU AND GO FIND ANOTHER PIMP GUY!
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TO BUY ANY MORE HEROINE EITHER, SO WHAT WILL YOU DO? YOU WILL DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL IN-FRONT OF GUYS AND DANCE LIKE YOU'RE PRETTY! THEN YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A FUCKEN FUCK LOAD!

The end.

ahahaha I'm going to use that

Can I suggest you:
Get fucked
While you lie about child-molesting gropes
And parkbench flashers and pervert creeps
And anal virginity and polaroid snaps
And verbal abuse and bathroom rapes
I don't know how well you can:
Remember your own pointless glue-sniffing adolescence
That fumbling floppy sex
In between fags
Those pathetic fistfights
All those pathetic petty thefts
And this and that and this and that and this and that
And every other fucking Adidas-clichéd cringe

Can I suggest you:
Pose
While you take another frantic glance at your shopwindow reflection
Ensuring the stinking lie is maintained
Because that's the difference between you
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll let a leering scumbag beerdrinking rat
Raise your nostrils for a close-up smell
Of fingertip nicotine and animal fat
And force an open dead mouth
Lap up ounces of semichem sweat
So can you feel that:
Would be a truly truly disgusting thing?

And that's the difference between me
I'll open the package
I'll watch the show
I'll enjoy perfectly well-made art
I'll get in line behind stupidity
I'll let you lie through your teeth
I'll make you feel special
I'll not pick out the mistakes in public
I'll just put it down to passion
And feigned memory lapse

What did you want to be when you grow up?
Certainly not raped
That's the difference between you
A drunk? A drug addict
A motherly protector of the young?
Another bed-staining cunt?
A child molestor that needs to be told?
Or just a craven lust-driven artist
Channelling confusion and fear
Into a sickly limp repetitive craft
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll act late and surprised
You say you loved sex?
You'll love being hated for the act
The filthier the abuse and the desperate underage details
The fatter the payback
So rather than just listen
Be altered by what's been said

Now that's the difference between me
I'll show you emotional truth
I'll show you the fucking source
I'll show you yet another fucking liar
And this is for the you
I'll show you that something that makes you:
Feel different
Feel special
I'll give you:
Thoughts
Images
Sounds
I'll give the you something
Even more interesting than the last one
And I'll tell you why it's the best one yet
And then you can look back on it all
And say:
This is the best thing that ever happened to me
And see:
Why you never became a dancer