LORDBRASKA 2008-06-25 22:36:00

what? take over the interz webz its so big

PigletsMemories 2008-06-26 01:16:02

Good luck on that

ChillyCheese 2008-06-26 01:20:27

let's

MAYORMCHEESE 2008-06-26 02:21:16

*drinks fucken coffee*

PigletsMemories 2008-06-26 11:19:07

Pigletface III is out, buddy.

Boberty 2008-06-26 11:20:12

dude wanna go party at li

ChillyCheese 2008-06-26 12:14:18

lol, i think my account was completely fucked over by wade.

there isn't any "your account has been locked" message, and my confirmation emails don't redirect to my email.

VespeneGas 2008-06-26 14:08:21

i will fuc u oc

ChillyCheese 2008-06-27 17:13:09

wade muss sterben

PinballWizard976 2008-06-27 22:42:46

Hey what's up

ChillyCheese 2008-06-27 23:09:45

hahaha, my intro for those obey flashes is great copypasta material.

This is a scientific experiment. Read carefully.

Welcome! You are going to embark on a journey into the world of optical illusions. Over the course of a year, we at the Party (<a href="http://www.t3hparty.org">www.t3hparty.org</a>) are going to submit a series of flashes designed to test the effects of certain images, strobe-light-type motions, and flickering motions in order to better enhance the performance of movies on the Flash Portal.

Directions for use:
1) Sit with your face positioned 20-50 cm from your screen and start the movie.
2) Stay in front of the screen for as long as possible until you are forced to discontinue (due to epilepsy, headaches, sleepiness, chores, etc.)
3) Vote five.
4) Fill out an optional review form/survey and submit it as a review. We will upscore your review as a courtesy. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ANSWER EVERY SINGLE QUESTION. Number your answers, please.

1. Did you see any subliminal messages in the background?

2. How long did you stay in front of the screen? Try to keep your answer realistic, and answer in hours, minutes, and/or seconds, and be accurate to the nearest minute if possible.

3. Did you feel anything as a result of staring at the screen for the duration of time that you stared at the screen, such as hallucination or migraines?

4. Did this movie induce any vomiting or discharge of bodily fluids of any sort?

5. Did you/are you in the process of consuming illegal drugs, alcohol, or medication while viewing this movie? If possible, specify.

6. How far from the screen were you when you watched this movie (in centimeters, please)?

7. Rate the song used for the experiment from 1 to 10.

8. If possible, suggest another song to be used, for scientific purposes, in follow-up tests.

9. Plot possible test parameters for follow-up tests.

10. In a short paragraph, please state any additional input you might have for this test.

As this is a scientific experiment, we urge you to encourage people by voting a 2 or above (for the sake of research, score doesn't matter, but we'd like this to stay on the Portal since we're going to read input through reviews) and filling out the survey. As our tests get more and more complex, they will become more interactive and entertaining, so expect that soon.

How will this help, you might ask?

1) We seek to determine the average attention span of the average viewer. Every person who votes this will recieve a default rating of two seconds (based on an assumption that you will at least look at it for two seconds no matter what) UNLESS you specify in the survey that you did otherwise.

2) We aim to keep a record of psychosomatic effects caused by Macromedia Flash movies and interactive games- flashing lights for instance.

3) We are researching the dynamics of the Flash Portal and how it pertains to flash author success.

If you wish to join the development team, PM me for details.

-- The Party Research and Development Department

II2none 2008-06-28 05:01:07

Whatever author commented on my review(unless its you) show him/her this.
Theyre cool (sarcasm) for making this piss poor eye-shattering video.