ugh

the whole point of underdog was to give shit that WASN'T ALREADY FEATURED exposure, but nothing can get 30 reviews without being massed. now that anything that gets mass reviewed by people Wade doesn't like gets dicked along with some accounts, it will always go to something that already has a good score and is already featured somewhere.

which, of course, is complete bullshit. but that's what Newgrounds is apparently all about. we obviously can't have anyone "stealing" an award to take it from something that doesn't deserve it and give it to something that does. fuck you Wade.

I'm bored out of my fucking mind, bitch at me on AIM or something

alright who changed my website name thing to "I am betty!"?

so out of curiosity and boredom, I compiled a spreadsheet (in openoffice, uuggghhhh) of the stats (posts, blams, saves, VP, experience, flash, audio, flash and audio reviews, and awards) of all of my accounts, including shared ones (mostly Party alts) that I use. I didn't include the Party alts that I have never even bothered to log into, and I might have forgotten some alts, but the ones that I forgot probably don't have any stats worth mentioning.

here are the totals for each category:
posts: 4272
blams: 1209
saves: 2636
VP: 91.27 (hahaha holy shit)
EXP: 8680
flash: 125
audio: 1
flash reviews: 470
audio reviews: 19
awards: 12 (including co-authored ones)

there are 25 accounts in the spreadsheet.

also

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what the fuck

I'll have to get twice as much award shit next week to make up for that

but still considering it was basically me, kemcab, and a few people on tba against the hundreds of people in the clock crew I'd say I did well

but my life fucking sucks right now, if my parents weren't bipolar assholes I would have won

in other news some ghetto shit asshole stole my calculator which was probably worth more than their fucking life (about $150)

CLOCKITY CLOCK BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB XD TEH

stop upvoting everything on the portal, you faggots. why hasn't your hosting been dropped yet? I know you want to fill the awards section with ph33r bullshit but seriously it's not funny anymore.

wait, it never was.

go back to 2002, fags.

By the way, I found your thread about stealing awards.

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wooo

update: two funny stories

1. I didn't realize my account was unlocked until I got a portal buddy request notification
2. I think my B/P rank # went up (I just checked NG Log and I got this:
Blams: 414 (+51 since last log)
Saves: 2071 (+61 since last log)
although the last time I updated the stats since today was 4/2/08)

675x380 30fps, Flash 8

Deadline: April 19 (I want to have it released on April 20, and judging from the problems I had with spongebob n hitler hentai, I probably need a day to put it together and hope Flash doesn't fuck up)

IF YOU USE CS3, SAVE YOUR PARTS IN FLASH 8 FORMAT. I DON'T HAVE CS3.

The parts don't have to be good as long as they're funny.

Here are the parts.

Intro:
1:
2:
3:
4: LordZeebmork
5: illwillpenis
6:
7:
8:
9:
10:
11:
12:
13:
14:
15:

Put your part in a movieclip with a 550x400 guide rectangle around where the stage should be so I don't have to spend hours lining it up, and put your symbols in a folder.

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