LordZeebmork's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Desumutation: Heinz Green]

uhm.

If this was supposed to be an animutation, it definitely needs to not be as incredibly, painfully slow as it was, and it needs more things going on.

And 4chan shit isn't really funny anymore.

Other than that, this was sort of good, I guess. Possibly. Except not really.

Sgtpepper17 responds:

To tell you the truth, I have no idea of how to call this..
And you're right 4chan meme's aren't thet funny anymore. Thats why I wanted it out of my system.

[With My Mind's Madness]

holy

This right here is pretty much the only Madness movie I have ever seen that doesn't blow more AIDS-filled cock than a cheap whore in southeast DC.

Even though I hated the music.

MindChamber responds:

lollerz

[Newgrounds is Down]

aha

Isn't that video clip from the music video for Revolution Action?

Heil responds:

maybe, ive had this clip a while

[Badger Song]

arschgesicht

stealing sprites is no good!!

try coming up with your own sprites instead of taking rtil's

and try coming up with your own ideas instead of taking the ideas of a shitty overrated animator aaa

by the way streaming audio is your friend learn to rAPE IT IN THE ASS OKA you need to actually make something worth watching before you upload things

JesseTalako6 responds:

i didnt steel it i drew a guy off a t shirt i had

[UU - Hentai Collab]

"The music sometimes fails at streaming with..."

Set the music to stream instead of event.

BarbedWireClock responds:

Okay.

[Final Fantasy 7 -Remnant-]

Well...

The voice acting was bad (move back from the microphone), the spelling and grammar were a bit off, the artwork looked badly done (try smoothing or optimizing it), the framerate was too low, Times New Roman is a bad font to use in movies, and the text in the credits was a bad color for a black background.

Other than that, not bad.

And I should probably play FF7 someday.

SiMpSoN-bRuVaS responds:

kk lol ill try and improve the voice acting for the next one dude =PPPP the spelling and grammar lol you must hvave paid alot of attention thnx for pointing that out, i watched it through again and noticed there were a few spelling mistakes :( you should play ff7 its the best game in the world thnx alot for the review

[Love, the album]

god DAMN you brits are hard to understand

I was waiting for a punchline but all I got was motion tweens at 12fps, British accents, and bad singing.

so yeah I'm sure this is some sort of high-class brit joke that filthy American scum like me will never be able to comprehend but seriously where's the punchline?

or at least a higher framerate?

Bantrinatious responds:

Higher framerate would not solve your lack of humour.