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LordZeebmork
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

Age 30, Male

prostitute

fuck fart ass hell

buttville

Joined on 2/12/07

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LordZeebmork's News

Posted by LordZeebmork - April 11th, 2008


it's raining like fuck here

by the way I might submit some audio soon, I've been fucking around in Reality Adlib Tracker and I made some shit that doesn't completely suck but I can't convert ir from .rad damn

oh and review http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
434774
okay?

heh, kirby go shit got into the scat collection.

well


Posted by LordZeebmork - April 8th, 2008


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_guro_
tentacle_vore

lmfao what the fuck

update: I have the lowest scoring movie on ng, fuck yes


Posted by LordZeebmork - April 5th, 2008


seedin bittorrents like a digital pimp son

the last post was stupid


Posted by LordZeebmork - April 3rd, 2008


1. Whenever I submit a two-frame loop or something, I always get a review telling me to submit the music to the Audio Portal because there is no point to the flash.

Example:
"hola !!"
by: bluslug
date: 6 hours ago

what's your point with that all !! >> arguing with people and composing such a pathetic screenshot,..... was it for the track,..well if it was your purpose you'd have better put it under "AUDIO PORTAL" category.

The Audio Portal isn't Limewire, you fucktards. It's not for submitting stolen shit that you found on the internet, and if you think it is, go ahead, steal audio, submit it, and get your fucking account deleted. You won't be missed.

2. Suck-ups. Whenever Tom or Wade makes a thread talking about some recent change to the site (which they almost never do, because apparently it's a better idea to let people find out for themselves when their flash gets blammed or whistled and they're stuck with a portal ban or whatever), a large part of the forum-going userbase drops in with bleating reminiscent of the sheep in Animal Farm, congratulating the admins and saying that it's the best thing evar!1!111 so nobody can raise any legitimate points about problems that might be in the change, talk intelligently about the change, or anything. And, of course, if anyone dares to think for themselves and call someone else out for needlessly sucking up to the admins, or point anything bad out about the change, 15-day ban. For no reason. Even if it's in the middle of an actual intelligent discussion. No wonder the smart people on Newgrounds are almost all trolls.

3. Statwhores. Stop voting five on everything, you idiots. Especially if you turn around and complain about spam after you admit to voting five on Afro_Stud's bullshit ripoff Hitler shit and the millions of spinoffs. You people are more like sheep than you realize. "Everyone is voting 5 on everything, so I have to also!" Actually, you don't. If enough people start voting 0, things will actually get blammed, and if you vote 0, you're helping.

4. Fanboys. Why isn't the Top 50 packed with actually good flash instead of video game parodies, stickfights, and cock jokes? Because you idiots vote 5 on utter shit every day to keep it up there, and there are enough of you that complete shit has a near-perfect score, usually just because of the author's name. Hell, look at this. I could have made that in two fucking hours, and it's ranked #34. I think the only reason it got there is because it's made by the same overrated author who made shit like My New Grounds. If he can't even spell Newgrounds properly, how the fuck is he one of the most popular authors?

5. The admins. Last time I checked, the review rules apply to reviews on all flashes, and yet...

"Second, a warning to people who defend these lame movies by marking scathing reviews as "abusive". If I see a review calling these submissions out for what they are I tend to clear them of any wrongdoing. So anyone jumping on the bandwagon and flagging comments that are accurate in pointing the finger at spam groups, they're going to get a surprise in the form of a garbage whistle."

-bob

Idiot.

Let's not forget Wade constantly deleting harmless accounts just because they're alts, locking KemCab out of his account just because a few people are too fucking stupid to see that using the same password everywhere isn't exactly a good idea, 30-day banning Paradox for calling him out on said locking (although he actually did undo the ban later), and getting citricsquid to leave Newgrounds because apparently he was a threat to Newgrounds security or something when everyone who got hacked fucking deserved it.

And some idiot deciding it would be a brilliant idea to mod an overrated idiot with less than 250 posts just because he shat out a few horribly overrated Top 50 flashes.

And at least 100 flashes, mostly quality KK movies, getting deleted, supposedly by accident.

And Milfreds getting deleted a long time after he left for no real reason.

I'll add more later.


Posted by LordZeebmork - April 2nd, 2008


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by the way I'm probably not going to be on Newgrounds as much anymore because I can't be bothered to make flash and even trolling has gotten boring for me. I know that if I ever make a good flash it won't get jack shit of recognition here among the hentai games and video game parodies, especially with my shitty reputation, so if I ever make something good I'll submit it on an alt.


Posted by LordZeebmork - April 1st, 2008


Star Syndicate validation


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 30th, 2008


hehe

whoops


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 28th, 2008


yeah I might not try to win underdog this week, seriously three weeks is enough of my shit for you people to have to endure

besides I can't be bothered to make any flash

also I got AIM

also
(10:21:15 PM) usern: oh and
(10:21:18 PM) usern: im not betty ballers
(10:21:26 PM) usern: it's some faggot who's impersonating me

...

(10:23:13 PM) HOLY ORDER OF THE ALMIGHTY CAPS LOCK: oh and are you betty2?
(10:23:22 PM) usern: no absolutley not
(10:23:30 PM) usern: people are trying to impersonate tha real me
(10:23:35 PM) usern: after i died


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 25th, 2008


Long story short, some TOTALLY UNKNOWN ASSHOLE (fuck you rad) raped the forums and deleted Radiator (although he had it coming), Tomylee (who pays for the site), Inferno, Green, and ina, and cleared the announcements. seel (I think) tried to restore it, but the Bigdump restore fucked up somewhere and everything except the Talking, Spam, Guests, Introduction, and Kitty Day '08 forums got wiped.

What fun.

And a lot of my alts apparently got deleted for some reason. What the fuck? The ones that were deleted were the ones I never used, whereas my trolling alts are still around.


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 19th, 2008


Stop letting everything pass.
I can't believe this shit.

And let's not forget blatantly stolen shit.

Update: YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS WHAT THE FUCK 3.29 FOR A PIECE OF SHIT MADNESS SCENE CREATOR WOW FUCK YOU ALL.

In other news, I was dicking around on some French newsletter thing and somebody apparently hacked into it or something and left a message in bold text saying "der böse mann war hier". I found it funny.

In more other news, Gul-Dukat-DS9 (the idiot from a while back who thought he could get my phone number) apparently got deleted. Looks like I win.

In even more other news, I just logged my stats on NGLog and I saw this:
Blams: 307 (+42 since last log)
Saves: 1951 (+42 since last log)
Heh.

And for anyone who saw betty's thread, I wasn't penguinjimy94220 or whatever. I have usernamed (betty) blocked on MSN.