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Posted by LordZeebmork - June 27th, 2009


leaving for six weeks starting tomorrow, then I'll be back for around two weeks, then college starts for me


Posted by LordZeebmork - June 26th, 2009


Basement-dweller from EGB calls parents on Duck Division

DragonMaster368 (11:34:48 PM): what, is your dad in the military or what
DragonMaster368 (11:34:49 PM): ?
puddinn64 (11:34:58 PM): FBi
DragonMaster368 (11:35:17 PM): well, this might work to the EGB's advantage.
puddinn64 (11:36:08 PM): Why?
DragonMaster368 (11:36:42 PM): you aware that the [DD] has posted CP in the art portal, right?
puddinn64 (11:37:19 PM): Ya.
DragonMaster368 (11:37:52 PM): well, think about that for a second. Just think real hard and think about what your dad does for a living. THINK!
puddinn64 (11:39:04 PM): Finding Child porn? I guess he could help.
DragonMaster368 (11:39:22 PM): no, finding the sickos who are posting it.
puddinn64 (11:39:48 PM): But what if he thinks the whole site is filled with it? He might not let me on ever again.
DragonMaster368 (11:40:48 PM): is your dad that quick to judge? He's still upholding the Constitution, innocent until proven guilty. He works with law
puddinn64 (11:42:03 PM): Yeah, but I dunno if it's worth the risk. What would he do? Ask Tom for the IP address?
DragonMaster368 (11:42:51 PM): well these sickos are breaking the law and committing felonies. And it is our duty as valued members of NG to not
DragonMaster368 (11:42:56 PM): let them get away with it
puddinn64 (11:44:37 PM): Don't you think Wade already knows?
DragonMaster368 (11:44:49 PM): yea, but it doesn
DragonMaster368 (11:44:59 PM): *doesn't hurt to have an extra set of eyes
puddinn64 (11:45:32 PM): True. I'll see buddy.
DragonMaster368 (11:45:40 PM): cool

Chris Beer gets his period

[10:49:47 PM] Crebz: how do i suspend accounts on DD forums>?
[10:49:48 PM] Crebz: like
[10:49:55 PM] Nortaneous: damned if I know
[10:50:11 PM] Crebz: il figure it out you need to be suspended ;)
[10:50:34 PM] Crebz: why the fuck did you laugh when i got de adminned yo ufuck
[10:50:39 PM] Crebz: yo uwill regret that
[10:50:58 PM] Nortaneous: lmfao
[10:51:31 PM] Crebz: (handshake)?
[10:51:46 PM] Nortaneous: oka whatever!!
[10:51:54 PM] Crebz: k
[10:51:54 PM] Crebz: just
[10:51:58 PM] Crebz: apologise for laughing at me
[10:52:05 PM] Crebz: and wel be swell ok
[10:52:07 PM] Nortaneous: lmao nah
[10:52:17 PM] Nortaneous: get over it noobert!
[10:52:20 PM] Crebz: just say sorry
[10:52:22 PM] Nortaneous: trolled
[10:52:30 PM] Crebz: phft
[10:52:46 PM] Crebz: noobingtonian
[10:52:48 PM] Nortaneous: hahah
[10:52:59 PM] Crebz: ok fine dont apologise

gggggggg


Posted by LordZeebmork - June 22nd, 2009


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The Terrorist's Handbook
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Written BY: UNKNOWN AUTHOR

HEAVILY EDITED by: Kloey Detect of Five O and B.S. of Hardbodies

Special thanks to WordPerfect Corporation for their spelling
checker.......This file NEEDED IT!

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SPECIAL THANX ALSO GOES OUT TO:

Nitro Glycerine: For providing the files!
Xpax : For being patient while the cop was there!
The Producer : For getting the files to me....
The Director : For getting the files to me....
Mr.Camaro : For his BIG EGO!!!
The Magician : For ALL the Bernoulli carts he is gonna send!!

This is a collection of many years worth of effort........this is
the original manuscript for a non-published work, from an unknown
author.....It was originally two LARGE files which had to be
merged and then HEAVILY EDITED, mostly the pictures, and then
spellchecked...This guy is a chemical genius but he could not
spell if his life depended on it....I have simply run a spell
check via WordPerfect 4.2, so there are probably more errors
which were not picked up...sorry...I hope you have the patience
to sit through this file, read it, then correct every little
error....It is not like I am submitting it or anything...!!!!!

This file is dedicated To Kathie & KiKi
.....Wherever you both may be.....

THE TERRORIST'S HANDBOOK
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1.0 INTRODUCTION

Gunzenbomz Pyro-Technologies, a division of Chaos Industries (CHAOS), is
proud to present this first edition of The Terrorist's Handbook. First and
foremost, let it be stated that Chaos Industries assumes no responsibilities
for any misuse of the information presented in this publication. The purpose
of this is to show the many techniques and methods used by those people in this
and other countries who employ terror as a means to political and social goals.
The techniques herein can be obtained from public libraries, and can usually be
carried out by a terrorist with minimal equipment. This makes one all the more
frightened, since any lunatic or social deviant could obtain this information,
and use it against anyone. The processes and techniques herein SHOULD NOT BE
CARRIED OUT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!! SERIOUS HARM OR DEATH COULD OCCUR FROM
ATTEMPTING TO PERFORM ANY OF THE METHODS IN THIS PUBLICATION. THIS IS MERELY
FOR READING ENJOYMENT, AND IS NOT INTENDED FOR ACTUAL USE!!

Gunzenbomz Pyro-Technologies feels that it is important that everyone has some
idea of just how easy it is for a terrorist to perform acts of terror; that is
the reason for the existence of this publication.

1.1 Table of Contents
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

2.0 ....... BUYING EXPLOSIVES AND PROPELLANTS
2.01 ........ Black Powder
2.02 ........ Pyrodex
2.03 ........ Rocket Engine Powder
2.04 ........ Rifle/Shotgun Powder
2.05 ........ Flash Powder
2.06 ........ Ammonium Nitrate
2.1 ....... ACQUIRING CHEMICALS
2.11 ........ Techniques for Picking Locks
2.2 ....... LIST OF USEFUL HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS AND AVAILABILITY
2.3 ....... PREPARATION OF CHEMICALS
2.31 ........ Nitric Acid
2.32 ........ Sulfuric Acid
2.33 ........ Ammonium Nitrate
3.0 ....... EXPLOSIVE RECIPES
3.01 ........ Explosive Theory
3.1 ....... IMPACT EXPLOSIVES
3.11 ........ Ammonium Triiodide Crystals
3.12 ........ Mercury Fulminate
3.13 ........ Nitroglycerine
3.14 ........ Picrates
3.2 ....... LOW ORDER EXPLOSIVES
3.21 ........ Black Powder
3.22 ........ Nitrocellulose
3.23 ........ Fuel + Oxodizer mixtures
3.24 ........ Perchlorates
3.3 ....... HIGH ORDER EXPLOSIVES
3.31 ........ R.D.X. (Cyclonite)
3.32 ........ Ammonium Nitrate
3.33 ........ ANFOS
3.34 ........ T.N.T.
3.35 ........ Potassium Chlorate
3.36 ........ Dynamite
3.37 ........ Nitrostarch Explosives
3.38 ........ Picric Acid
3.39 ........ Ammonium Picrate (Explosive D)
3.40 ........ Nitrogen Trichloride
3.41 ........ Lead Azide
3.5 ....... OTHER "EXPLOSIVES"
3.51 ........ Thermit
3.52 ........ Molotov Cocktails
3.53 ........ Chemical Fire Bottle
3.54 ........ Bottled Gas Explosives
4.0 ....... USING EXPLOSIVES
4.1 ....... SAFETY
4.2 ....... IGNITION DEVICES
4.21 ........ Fuse Ignition
4.22 ........ Impact Ignition
4.23 ........ Electrical Ignition
4.24 ........ Electro - Mechanical Ignition
4.241 ....... Mercury Switches
4.242 ....... Tripwire Switches
4.243 ....... Radio Control Detonators
4.3 ....... DELAYS
4.31 ........ Fuse Delays
4.32 ........ Timer Delays
4.33 ........ Chemical Delays

4.4 ....... EXPLOSIVE CONTAINERS
4.41 ........ Paper Containers
4.42 ........ Metal Containers
4.43 ........ Glass Containers
4.44 ........ Plastic Containers
4.5 ....... ADVANCED USES FOR EXPLOSIVES
4.51 ........ Shaped Charges
4.52 ........ Tube Explosives
4.53 ........ Atomized Particle Explosions
4.54 ........ Lightbulb Bombs
4.55 ........ Book Bombs
4.56 ........ Phone Bombs
5.0 ....... SPECIAL AMMUNITION FOR PROJECTILE WEAPONS
5.1 ....... PROJECTILE WEAPONS (PRIMITIVE)
5.11 ........ Bow and Crossbow Ammunition
5.12 ........ Blowgun Ammunition
5.13 ........ Wrist Rocket and Slingshot Ammunition
5.2 ....... PROJECTILE WEAPONS (FIREARMS)
5.21 ........ Handgun Ammunition
5.22 ........ Shotguns
5.3 ....... PROJECTILE WEAPONS (COMPRESSED GAS)
5.31 ........ .177 Caliber B.B Gun Ammunition
5.32 ........ .22 Caliber Pellet Gun Ammunition
6.0 ....... ROCKETS AND CANNONS
6.1 ....... ROCKETS
6.11 ........ Basic Rocket-Bomb
6.12 ........ Long Range Rocket-Bomb
6.13 ........ Multiple Warhead Rocket-Bombs
6.2 ........ CANNONS
6.21 ........ Basic Pipe Cannon
6.22 ........ Rocket-Firing Cannon
7.0 ....... PYROTECHNICA ERRATA
7.1 ......... Smoke Bombs
7.2 ......... Colored Flames
7.3 ......... Tear Gas
7.4 ......... Fireworks
7.41 ........ Firecrackers
7.42 ........ Skyrockets
7.43 ........ Roman Candles
8.0 ....... LISTS OF SUPPLIERS AND FURTHER INFORMATION
9.0 ....... CHECKLIST FOR RAIDS ON LABS
10.0 ...... USEFUL PYROCHEMISTRY
11.0 ...... ABOUT THE AUTHOR

2.0 BUYING EXPLOSIVES AND PROPELLANTS

Almost any city or town of reasonable size has a gun store and
a pharmacy. These are two of the places that potential terrorists visit in
order to purchase explosive material. All that one has to do is know something
about the non-explosive uses of the materials. Black powder, for example,
is used in blackpowder firearms. It comes in varying "grades", with each
different grade being a slightly different size. The grade of black powder
depends on what the calibre of the gun that it is used in; a fine grade of
powder could burn too fast in the wrong caliber weapon. The rule is:
the smaller the grade, the faster the burn rate of the powder.

2.01 BLACK POWDER

Black powder is generally available in three grades. As stated before,
the smaller the grade, the faster the powder burns. Burn rate is extremely
important in bombs. Since an explosion is a rapid increase of gas volume in
a confined environment, to make an explosion, a quick-burning powder is
desirable. The three common grades of black powder are listed below, along
with the usual bore width (calibre) of what they are used in. Generally,
the fastest burning powder, the FFF grade is desirable. However, the other
grades and uses are listed below:

GRADE BORE WIDTH EXAMPLE OF GUN
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F .50 or greater model cannon; some rifles
FF .36 - .50 large pistols; small rifles
FFF .36 or smaller pistols; derringers

The FFF grade is the fastest burning, because the smaller grade has
more surface area or burning surface exposed to the flame front. The larger
grades also have uses which will be discussed later. The price range of
black powder, per pound, is about $8.50 - $9.00. The price is not affected
by the grade, and so one saves oneself time and work if one buys the finer
grade of powder. The major problems with black powder are that it can be
ignited accidentally by static electricity, and that it has a tendency to
absorb moisture from the air. To safely crush it, a bomber would use a plastic
spoon and a wooden salad bowl. Taking a small pile at a time, he or she would
apply pressure to the powder through the spoon and rub it in a series of strokes
or circles, but not too hard. It is fine enough to use when it is about as fine
as flour. The fineness, however, is dependant on what type of device one wishes
to make; obviously, it would be impracticle to crush enough powder to fill a 1
foot by 4 inch radius pipe. Anyone can purchase black powder, since anyone can
own black powder firearms in America.

2.02 PYRODEX

Pyrodex is a synthetic powder that is used like black powder. It comes
in the same grades, but it is more expensive per pound. However, a one pound
container of pyrodex contains more material by volume than a pound of black
powder. It is much easier to crush to a very fine powder than black powder, and
it is considerably safer and more reliable. This is because it will
not be set off by static electricity, as black can be, and it is less inclined
to absorb moisture. It costs about $10.00 per pound. It can be crushed in the
same manner as black powder, or it can be dissolved in boiling water and dried.

2.03 ROCKET ENGINE POWDER

One of the most exciting hobbies nowadays is model rocketry. Estes is
the largest producer of model rocket kits and engines. Rocket engines are
composed of a single large grain of propellant. This grain is surrounded by
a fairly heavy cardboard tubing. One gets the propellant by slitting the tube
lengthwise, and unwrapping it like a paper towel roll. When this is done, the
grey fire clay at either end of the propellant grain must be removed. This is
usually done gently with a plastic or brass knife. The material is exceptionally
hard, and must be crushed to be used. By gripping the grain on the widest
setting on a set of pliers, and putting the grain and powder in a plastic bag,
the powder will not break apart and shatter all over. This should be done to
all the large chunks of powder, and then it should be crushed like black powder.
Rocket engines come in various sizes, ranging from 1/4 A - 2T to the incredibly
powerful D engines. The larger the engine, the more expensive. D engines come
in packages of three, and cost about $5.00 per package. Rocket engines are
perhaps the single most useful item sold in stores to a terrorist, since they
can be used as is, or can be cannibalized for their explosive powder.

2.04 RIFLE/SHOTGUN POWDER

Rifle powder and shotgun powder are really the same from a practicle
standpoint. They are both nitrocellulose based propellants. They will be
referred to as gunpowder in all future references. Gunpowder is made by the
action of concentrated nitric and sulfuric acid upon cotton. This material is
then dissolved by solvents and then reformed in the desired grain size. When
dealing with gunpowder, the grain size is not nearly as important as that of
black powder. Both large and small grained gunpowder burn fairly slowly
compared to black powder when unconfined, but when it is confined, gunpowder
burns both hotter and with more gaseous expansion, producing more pressure.
Therefore, the grinding process that is often necessary for other propellants
is not necessary for gunpowder. Gunpowder costs about $9.00 per pound. Any
idiot can buy it, since there are no restrictions on rifles or shotguns in the
U.S.

2.05 FLASH POWDER

Flash powder is a mixture of powdered zirconium metal and various
oxidizers. It is extremely sensitive to heat or sparks, and should be treated
with more care than black powder, with which it should NEVER be mixed. It is
sold in small containers which must be mixed and shaken before use. It is very
finely powdered, and is available in three speeds: fast, medium, and slow. The
fast flash powder is the best for using in explosives or detonators.

It burns very rapidly, regardless of confinement or packing, with a hot
white "flash", hence its name. It is fairly expensive, costing about $11.00.
It is sold in magic shops and theatre supply stores.

2.06 AMMONIUM NITRATE

Ammonium nitrate is a high explosive material that is often used as
a commercial "safety explosive" It is very stable, and is difficult to ignite
with a match. It will only light if the glowing, red-hot part of a match is
touching it. It is also difficult to detonate; (the phenomenon of detonation
will be explained later) it requires a large shockwave to cause it to go high
explosive. Commercially, it is sometimes mixed with a small amount of
nitroglycerine to increase its sensitivity. Ammonium nitrate is used in the
"Cold-Paks" or "Instant Cold", available in most drug stores. The "Cold Paks"
consist of a bag of water, surrounded by a second plastic bag containing the
ammonium nitrate. To get the ammonium nitrate, simply cut off the top of the
outside bag, remove the plastic bag of water, and save the ammonium nitrate in
a well sealed, airtight container, since it is rather hydroscopic, i.e. it
tends to absorb water from the air. It is also the main ingredient in many
fertilizers.

2.1 ACQUIRING CHEMICALS

The first section deals with getting chemicals legally. This section
deals with "procuring" them. The best place to steal chemicals is a college.
Many state schools have all of their chemicals out on the shelves in the
labs, and more in their chemical stockrooms. Evening is the best time to enter
lab buildings, as there are the least number of people in the buildings, and
most of the labs will still be unlocked. One simply takes a bookbag, wears
a dress shirt and jeans, and tries to resemble a college freshman. If anyone
asks what such a person is doing, the thief can simply say that he is looking
for the polymer chemistry lab, or some other chemistry-related department
other than the one they are in. One can usually find out where the various
labs and departments in a building are by calling the university. There
are, of course other techniques for getting into labs after hours, such as
placing a piece of cardboard in the latch of an unused door, such as a back
exit. Then, all one needs to do is come back at a later hour. Also, before
this is done, terrorists check for security systems. If one just walks into a
lab, even if there is someone there, and walks out the back exit, and slip the
cardboard in the latch before the door closes, the person in the lab will never
know what happened. It is also a good idea to observe the building that one
plans to rob at the time that one plans to rob it several days before the
actual theft is done. This is advisable since the would-be thief should know
when and if the campus security makes patrols through buildings. Of course, if
none of these methods are successful, there is always section 2.11, but as a
rule, college campus security is pretty poor, and nobody suspects another
person in the building of doing anything wrong, even if they are there at an
odd hour.

2.11 TECHNIQUES FOR PICKING LOCKS

If it becomes necessary to pick a lock to enter a lab, the world's
most effective lockpick is dynamite, followed by a sledgehammer. There are
unfortunately, problems with noise and excess structural damage with these
methods. The next best thing, however, is a set of army issue lockpicks.

These, unfortunately, are difficult to acquire. If the door to a lab is locked,
but the deadbolt is not engaged, then there are other possibilities. The rule
here is: if one can see the latch, one can open the door. There are several
devices which facilitate freeing the latch from its hole in the wall. Dental
tools, stiff wire ( 20 gauge ), specially bent aluminum from cans, thin pocket-
knives, and credit cards are the tools of the trade. The way that all these
tools and devices are uses is similar: pull, push, or otherwise move the latch
out of its hole in the wall, and pull the door open. This is done by sliding
whatever tool that you are using behind the latch, and pulling the latch out
from the wall. To make an aluminum-can lockpick, terrorists can use an aluminum
can and carefully cut off the can top and bottom. Cut off the cans' ragged
ends. Then, cut the open-ended cylinder so that it can be flattened out into a
single long rectangle. This should then be cut into inch wide strips. Fold the
strips in 1/4 inch increments (1). One will have a long quadruple-thick 1/4
inch wide strip of aluminum. This should be folded into an L-shape, a J-shape,
or a U-shape. This is done by folding. The pieces would look like this:

(1)

______________________________________
___________________ v
1/4 |_____________________________________
__________________| |
1/4 |_____________________________________
__________________| | 1 inch
1/4 |_____________________________________
__________________| |
1/4 |_____________________________________
__________________| |
^

Fold along lines to make a single quadruple-thick piece of
aluminum. This should then be folded to produce an L,J,or U shaped
device that looks like this:
______________________________________
____
/ ______________________________________
__|
| |
| | L-shaped
| |
| |
|_|

_____________________________
/ ___________________________|
| |
| | J-shaped
| |
| |________
\________|

_____________________
/ ___________________|
| |
| |
| | U-shaped
| |
| |____________________
\____________________|

All of these devices should be used to hook the latch of a door and
pull the latch out of its hole. The folds in the lockpicks will be between
the door and the wall, and so the device will not unfold, if it is made
properly.

2.2 LIST OF USEFUL HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS AND THEIR AVAILABILITY

Anyone can get many chemicals from hardware stores, supermarkets,
and drug stores to get the materials to make explosives or other dangerous
compounds. A would-be terrorist would merely need a station wagon and some
money to acquire many of the chemicals named here.

Chemical Used In Available at
________ _______ ____________

______________________________________
______________________________________
_
alcohol, ethyl * alcoholic beverages liquor stores
solvents (95% min. for both) hardware stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
ammonia + CLEAR household ammonia supermarkets/7-eleven
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
ammonium instant-cold paks, drug stores,
nitrate fertilizers medical supply stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
nitrous oxide pressurizing whip cream party supply stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
magnesium firestarters surplus/camping stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
lecithin vitamins pharmacies/drug stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
mineral oil cooking, laxative supermarket/drug stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
mercury @ mercury thermometers supermarkets/hardware stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
sulfuric acid uncharged car batteries automotive stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
glycerine ? pharmacies/drug stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
sulfur gardening gardening/hardware store
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
charcoal charcoal grills supermarkets/gardening stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
sodium nitrate fertilizer gardening store
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
cellulose (cotton) first aid drug/medical supply stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
strontium nitrate road flares surplus/auto stores,
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
fuel oil kerosene stoves surplus/camping stores,
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
bottled gas propane stoves surplus/camping stores,
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
potassium permanganate water purification purification plants
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
hexamine or hexamine stoves surplus/camping stores
methenamine (camping)
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
nitric acid ^ cleaning printing printing shops
plates photography stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
iodine & first aid drug stores
______________________________________
______________________________________
_
sodium perchlorate solidox pellets hardware stores
for cutting torches
______________________________________
______________________________________
_

notes: * ethyl alcohol is mixed with methyl alcohol when it is used as a
solvent. Methyl alcohol is very poisonous. Solvent alcohol must be
at least 95% ethyl alcohol if it is used to make mercury fulminate.
Methyl alcohol may prevent mercury fulminate from forming.

+ Ammonia, when bought in stores comes in a variety of forms. The
pine and cloudy ammonias should not be bought; only the clear
ammonia should be used to make ammonium triiodide crystals.

@ Mercury thermometers are becoming a rarity, unfortunately. They
may be hard to find in most stores. Mercury is also used in mercury
switches, which are available at electronics stores. Mercury is a
hazardous substance, and should be kept in the thermometer or
mercury switch until used. It gives off mercury vapors which will
cause brain damage if inhaled. For this reason, it is a good idea
not to spill mercury, and to always use it outdoors. Also, do not
get it in an open cut; rubber gloves will help prevent this.

^ Nitric acid is very difficult to find nowadays. It is usually
stolen by bomb makers, or made by the process described in a later
section. A desired concentration for making explosives about 70%.

& The iodine sold in drug stores is usually not the pure crystaline
form that is desired for producing ammonium triiodide crystals.
To obtain the pure form, it must usually be acquired by a doctor's
prescription, but this can be expensive. Once again, theft is the
means that terrorists result to.

2.3 PREPARATION OF CHEMICALS

2.31 NITRIC ACID

There are several ways to make this most essential of all acids for
explosives. One method by which it could be made will be presented. Once
again, be reminded that these methods SHOULD NOT BE CARRIED OUT!!

Materials: Equipment:
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
sodium nitrate or adjustable heat source
potassium nitrate
retort
distilled water
ice bath
concentrated
sulfuric acid stirring rod

collecting flask with stopper

1) Pour 32 milliliters of concentrated sulfuric acid into the retort.

2) Carefully weigh out 58 grams of sodium nitrate, or 68 grams of potassium
nitrate. and add this to the acid slowly. If it all does not dissolve,
carefully stir the solution with a glass rod until it does.

3) Place the open end of the retort into the collecting flask, and place the
collecting flask in the ice bath.

4) Begin heating the retort, using low heat. Continue heating until liquid
begins to come out of the end of the retort. The liquid that forms is nitric
acid. Heat until the precipitate in the bottom of the retort is almost dry,
or until no more nitric acid is forming. CAUTION: If the acid is headed too
strongly, the nitric acid will decompose as soon as it is formed. This
can result in the production of highly flammable and toxic gasses that may
explode. It is a good idea to set the above apparatus up, and then get
away from it.

Potassium nitrate could also be obtained from store-bought black powder,
simply by dissolving black powder in boiling water and filtering out
the sulfur and charcoal. To obtain 68 g of potassium nitrate, it would be
necessary to dissolve about 90 g of black powder in about one litre of
boiling water. Filter the dissolved solution through filter paper in a funnel
into a jar until the liquid that pours through is clear. The charcoal and
sulfur in black powder are insoluble in water, and so when the solution of
water is allowed to evaporate, potassium nitrate will be left in the jar.

2.32 SULFURIC ACID

Sulfuric acid is far too difficult to make outside of a laboratory or
industrial plant. However, it is readily available in an uncharged car battery.
A person wishing to make sulfuric acid would simply remove the top of a car
battery and pour the acid into a glass container. There would probably be
pieces of lead from the battery in the acid which would have to be removed,
either by boiling or filtration. The concentration of the sulfuric acid can
also be increased by boiling it; very pure sulfuric acid pours slightly faster
than clean motor oil.

2.33 AMMONIUM NITRATE

Ammonium nitrate is a very powerful but insensitive high-order
explosive. It could be made very easily by pouring nitric acid into a large
flask in an ice bath. Then, by simply pouring household ammonia into the flask
and running away, ammonium nitrate would be formed. After the materials have
stopped reacting, one would simply have to leave the solution in a warm place
until all of the water and any unneutralized ammonia or acid have evaporated.
There would be a fine powder formed, which would be ammonium nitrate. It must
be kept in an airtight container, because of its tendency to pick up water from
the air. The crystals formed in the above process would have to be heated VERY
gently to drive off the remaining water.

3.0 EXPLOSIVE RECIPES

Once again, persons reading this material MUST NEVER ATTEMPT TO PRODUCE
ANY OF THE EXPLOSIVES DESCRIBED HEREIN. IT IS ILLEGAL AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
TO ATTEMPT TO DO SO. LOSS OF LIFE AND/OR LIMB COULD EASILY OCCUR AS A RESULT
OF ATTEMPTING TO PRODUCE EXPLOSIVE MATERIALS.

These recipes are theoretically correct, meaning that an individual
could conceivably produce the materials described. The methods here are usually
scaled-down industrial procedures.

3.01 EXPLOSIVE THEORY

An explosive is any material that, when ignited by heat or shock,
undergoes rapid decomposition or oxidation. This process releases energy that
is stored in the material in the form of heat and light, or by breaking down
into gaseous compounds that occupy a much larger volume that the original piece
of material. Because this expansion is very rapid, large volumes of air are
displaced by the expanding gasses. This expansion occurs at a speed greater
than the speed of sound, and so a sonic boom occurs. This explains the
mechanics behind an explosion. Explosives occur in several forms: high-order
explosives which detonate, low order explosives, which burn, and primers, which
may do both.

High order explosives detonate. A detonation occurs only in a high
order explosive. Detonations are usually incurred by a shockwave that passes
through a block of the high explosive material. The shockwave breaks apart
the molecular bonds between the atoms of the substance, at a rate approximately
equal to the speed of sound traveling through that material. In a high
explosive, the fuel and oxodizer are chemically bonded, and the shockwave breaks
apart these bonds, and re-combines the two materials to produce mostly gasses.
T.N.T., ammonium nitrate, and R.D.X. are examples of high order explosives.

Low order explosives do not detonate; they burn, or undergo oxidation.
when heated, the fuel(s) and oxodizer(s) combine to produce heat, light, and
gaseous products. Some low order materials burn at about the same speed under
pressure as they do in the open, such as blackpowder. Others, such as gunpowder,
which is correctly called nitrocellulose, burn much faster and hotter when they
are in a confined space, such as the barrel of a firearm; they usually burn
much slower than blackpowder when they are ignited in unpressurized conditions.
Black powder, nitrocellulose, and flash powder are good examples of low order
explosives.

Primers are peculiarities to the explosive field. Some of them, such as
mercury filminate, will function as a low or high order explosive. They are
usually more sensitive to friction, heat, or shock, than the high or low
explosives. Most primers perform like a high order explosive, except that they
are much more sensitive. Still others merely burn, but when they are confined,
they burn at a great rate and with a large expansion of gasses and a shockwave.
Primers are usually used in a small amount to initiate, or cause to decompose,
a high order explosive, as in an artillery shell. But, they are also frequently
used to ignite a low order explosive; the gunpowder in a bullet is ignited by
the detonation of its primer.

3.1 IMPACT EXPLOSIVES

Impact explosives are often used as primers. Of the ones discussed
here, only mercury fulminate and nitroglycerine are real explosives; Ammonium
triiodide crystals decompose upon impact, but they release little heat and no
light. Impact explosives are always treated with the greatest care, and even
the stupidest anarchist never stores them near any high or low explosives.

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Posted by LordZeebmork - June 7th, 2009


hey guys I'm going to get a laptop soon!! it's running archlinux and maybe xp if I can figure out where the xp partition went and why grub won't let me boot to it

also goddamnit newgrounds now I have to block the ads that show up when the ads are blocked. no way in fuck am I buying any shirts. I be a po'ass ghetto niggua from da hood mayun I aint got no moneh,,,,,,,,,

ALSO lotta shit goin down in meatspace meaning I'm probably not going to be around this shithole anymore, I'll post about it later when I'm actually awake

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Posted by LordZeebmork - May 26th, 2009


It's quite honestly one of the worst, if not the worst, ideas the NG admins have ever had, and coming from someone who has seen users with movies better than 99% of the shit here get deleted for no reason while immature fucktards get modded, that means a lot. The only good thing I can see about it is that it sort of forces people to watch UJ movies before voting, and it doesn't really even do that. Besides, that could be accomplished by bringing back the thing where the vote panel doesn't load until you either run some fun JS code that probably like 20 people on NG have or click the play button. Oh wait, what play button?

Why is the movie above the author commentary? Now nobody will read it, which could be a problem. If someone submits a great game and only describes the controls in the author commentary, it'll get downvoted even more than it ordinarily would; hordes of idiotic 13-year-olds won't be able to figure out the controls and won't think to look in the commentary, so they'll downvote it to hell. (That has probably already happened, but it'll happen more. Brilliant audience the NG admins have attracted with years of frontpaging inane bullshit, huh?)

Since this update seems to be about the fact that people are too lazy to click a play button, it would be nice to have an "add to favorites" button somewhere near the top so people don't have to do the horrible work of scrolling down to add the thing. And hell, while I'm going on about the buttons, it would be nice to have some mouseover text for the damn things to save lazy bastards like me the effort of memorizing those damn hieroglyphics on the buttons that are already there.

Also, I don't really like the fact that my movies are now being used to advertise for inane, talentless wastes of space like Lilium, Halomen, that fucking Sexy Vampire thing, and that one thing Oney shat out. I'd rather not be associated with that kind of shit. Hell, what if one of the movies has ads? Why should my work be used to make someone else money?

There are also many other problems, which are most likely far worse than anything I've described here, but I think they would be best pointed out by proof of concept. Hehe.

Fuck the wide layout.


Posted by LordZeebmork - May 26th, 2009



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Posted by LordZeebmork - May 23rd, 2009


no way no way get real

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that little fucker keeps going up!!