but I don't think I will

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ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 34 days. You have 25 days, 22 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: You just got off a ban and you come back and start trolling? You know what, you're probably just going to keep doing the same shit when you come back again, so there's really no point in allowing you to continue.

Please read the BBS rules.

well that's new!!

go vote for splatter's shits in the monthly voting thing, they're great

ps malachy way to totally not have any grudge against me whatsoever and definitely not ass like every post you could, even the ones that weren't "trolling" (read: supporting an unpopular opinion). have fun jacking off to your total pwnage of teh evil internet trol spamers. not like I give a shit about this place or anything.

edit: lmfao, as soon as I posted this one of my reviews got assed. nice job dickass.

Click here to find out how.

I want to leave the internet, but I have nothing better to do.

Banned for having an unpopular opinion.

See you in ten days, fucktards.

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LEGION OF DOOM WILL RISE AGAIN, FUCKERS

I'm writing a leet hacker program

every time you run it, it yeeks 200 new accounts and mass fives or zeros a movie that you specify

the LoD will control the portal

near-perfect scores

think about it

no more weebl movies
no more foamy movies
no more awesome movies
no more stickfight movies
no more sprite movies

it scans the portal for anything I don't like and automatically votes zero on it with enough accounts to get it blammed

eventually I'll get it to vote zero on everything not submitted by a LoD member and we'll control the portal

newgrounds will run out of new movies, the userbase will leave, the advertisers will quit, and they'll have to shut down

and with newgrounds down the only place for people to go will be the portal that I set up to replace it, which, of course, will stick a trojan on the computer of anyone who goes to it

with that trojan, I can set up a botnet and use it to advertise the site enough to make its popularity skyrocket and add more zombie comps to my botnet

it'll be bigger than the storm botnet

eventually we can ddos every site we don't like to hell (including all of the competition to our portal, ehehe) and after a while we can unleash a flood of packets big enough to slow down the framework of the internet itself and maybe even destroy it completely

the economies of most major countries will collapse and I'll be able to unite all of the people under one flag

the flag of the legion of doom

with me as the dictator and the rest of the LoD as my assistants

holy fuck I'm a genius. bow before me, filthy mortals.

here is a video describing my evil plot:

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Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil (Time for a Change)
Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil (Dem Teufel Zugeneigt)
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Laibach - Contrapunctus 9, a 4 alla Duodecima
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Laibach - Contrapunctus 4
Laibach - Contrapunctus 3
Laibach - Contrapunctus 2
Laibach - Contrapunctus 1
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Laibach - Mama Leone
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De Fabriek - Side A
Laibach - The Hunter's Funeral Procession (From the "Wunderhorn" Trilogy)
Laibach - Young Europa Pts 1-10
Laibach - Hymn to the Black Sun
Laibach - Codex Durex
Laibach - Le Privilege Des Morts
Laibach - Illumination
Laibach - Everlasting in Union
Laibach - Decade Null
WIZO - Geisterfahrer
WIZO - Leichen
WIZO - Diese Welt
WIZO - Es ist vorbei
WIZO - Bleib tapfer
Teräsbetoni - Teräsbetoni
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Laibach - Die Liebe
Laibach - Das Spiel ist aus
Laibach - WAT (Iturk mix)
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Laibach - Drzava

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yeah I think I'm going to go out and buy myself a nazi uniform!!