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LordZeebmork
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

Age 31, Male

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fuck fart ass hell

buttville

Joined on 2/12/07

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Posted by LordZeebmork - April 8th, 2009


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Posted by LordZeebmork - March 29th, 2009


LEGION OF DOOM WILL RISE AGAIN, FUCKERS

I'm writing a leet hacker program

every time you run it, it yeeks 200 new accounts and mass fives or zeros a movie that you specify

the LoD will control the portal

near-perfect scores

think about it

no more weebl movies
no more foamy movies
no more awesome movies
no more stickfight movies
no more sprite movies

it scans the portal for anything I don't like and automatically votes zero on it with enough accounts to get it blammed

eventually I'll get it to vote zero on everything not submitted by a LoD member and we'll control the portal

newgrounds will run out of new movies, the userbase will leave, the advertisers will quit, and they'll have to shut down

and with newgrounds down the only place for people to go will be the portal that I set up to replace it, which, of course, will stick a trojan on the computer of anyone who goes to it

with that trojan, I can set up a botnet and use it to advertise the site enough to make its popularity skyrocket and add more zombie comps to my botnet

it'll be bigger than the storm botnet

eventually we can ddos every site we don't like to hell (including all of the competition to our portal, ehehe) and after a while we can unleash a flood of packets big enough to slow down the framework of the internet itself and maybe even destroy it completely

the economies of most major countries will collapse and I'll be able to unite all of the people under one flag

the flag of the legion of doom

with me as the dictator and the rest of the LoD as my assistants

holy fuck I'm a genius. bow before me, filthy mortals.

here is a video describing my evil plot:

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[LoD] inherits the fucking earth


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 25th, 2009


Recently listened tracks:

Laibach - Sympathy For The Devil (Soul to Waste)
Laibach - Hell: Symmetry
Laibach - Wat
Laibach - Achtung!
Laibach - Sympathy For The Devil (Soul to Waste)
Laibach - Sympathy For The Devil (Anastasia)
Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil (Who Killed the Kennedys)
Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil (Time for a Change)
Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil (Dem Teufel Zugeneigt)
Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil
Laibach - Contrapunctus 9, a 4 alla Duodecima
Laibach - Contrapunctus 8, a 3
Laibach - Contrapunctus 7, a 4 per Augment et Diminut
Laibach - Contrapunctus 8, a 3
Laibach - Contrapunctus 7, a 4 per Augment et Diminut
Laibach - Contrapunctus 6, a 4 im Stile francese
Laibach - Contrapunctus 5
Laibach - Contrapunctus 4
Laibach - Contrapunctus 3
Laibach - Contrapunctus 2
Laibach - Contrapunctus 1
Laibach - Panorama
Laibach - Mama Leone
Laibach - White Law
De Fabriek - Side A
Laibach - The Hunter's Funeral Procession (From the "Wunderhorn" Trilogy)
Laibach - Young Europa Pts 1-10
Laibach - Hymn to the Black Sun
Laibach - Codex Durex
Laibach - Le Privilege Des Morts
Laibach - Illumination
Laibach - Everlasting in Union
Laibach - Decade Null
WIZO - Geisterfahrer
WIZO - Leichen
WIZO - Diese Welt
WIZO - Es ist vorbei
WIZO - Bleib tapfer
Teräsbetoni - Teräsbetoni
Teräsbetoni - Taivas lyö tulta
Laibach - Die Liebe
Laibach - Das Spiel ist aus
Laibach - WAT (Iturk mix)
Laibach - Wirtschaft Ist Tot
Laibach - Final Countdown
Laibach - Smrt Za Smrt (Octex mix)
Laibach - Brat Moj
Laibach - Drzava

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yeah I think I'm going to go out and buy myself a nazi uniform!!


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 16th, 2009


7-day ban for making a relevant reply to a topic because some mystery mod couldn't figure out that it was relevant

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 7 days. You have 5 days, 22 hours, 33 minutes and 49 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

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Please read the BBS rules.

in the "it is now 2004" thread

last time I checked cr0m was around in 2004!!

fucking noob mods.


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 14th, 2009


why am I portal banned for no reason again?

this is getting annoying.


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 9th, 2009


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Posted by LordZeebmork - March 7th, 2009


Congratulations to the participants!

I knew I should have done a part. Oh well.

Newgrounds is actually starting to turn around, instead of giving the tank to formulaic shit like that steaming turd that got that talentless hack Adam Phillips a tank last year.

Metal Gear Funnies won the Tank Award!


Posted by LordZeebmork - March 2nd, 2009


ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 7 days. You have 5 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes and 39 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: You've become quite spammy today. ~Mal

Please read the BBS rules.

yep, the mods hate me


Posted by LordZeebmork - February 27th, 2009


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Posted by LordZeebmork - February 24th, 2009


ok lordzeebmork. Love story(romance) is a genre, not a theme. social commentary is a theme but is an extremely broad theme that actually changes as society changes. finally anime is a style, not a theme, and it isn't "psuedo-anime". using a style of art is not the same as stealing. It is absurd to condemn a work of art just because it is against discrimination and includes a romantic relationship that actually works. also, talking like a college kid does not mean you know everything and that you are surrounded by brainwashed dumbasses. that is just a fantasy you have contrived to help you cope with high-school.

as he clearly states he might be 15, but that really has nothing to do with why hes disapproving of this beutiful masterpeice.as lordzeebmorks states"While I am sure this series would have succeeded if it had been set in America..." hes not just really disapproving of it but also somewhat being racist against this beutiful work of art.sure he might be a 15 ,if its even posible,and just not capable of understanding the deepness of this movie, the emotion of how it shows how society can sometimes be represive on how it veiws what true love is.he might just be a stuck up momas boy who has probably been dumped so many times for being such an ignorant slob who porbably has no worldly knowledge in other words naive. sure im only 15 my self but i for once have lived on an enviroment where im capable of understandin completely how sambakza might have felt while working on this movie. .as lordseebmork states"..perpetuates an absurd concept of "love"" im pretty sure he might not know what the true meaning of love is.i my self think i have found my soulmate. sure i might not know what i really want in life but i belive true love exists and that its not just an emotion or a feeling but a passion that can create a special bond between two souls.sure sambakza might have used "...just those three tired old themes..." as lordzeebmork states but are you sure u know how to rate good work of art lordzeebmork,sir? are you anyone to be judging how people pretray their feelings and emotions,their thoughts? do you lordzeebmork have any idea of what it really means to love a person? do you,sir???as i would calculate...no your not capable...why you might ask? cause of the way you pretreaide all the big fancy tlk abt how sambakza use just those three tired old themes...the words you used where the words of a coward intelectual whos afraid of the world and how it functions, how afraid of society and the way it thinks are you lordzeebmork?huh?

FUCK TO YOUR REVIEW TO THERE SHE IS FINAL STEP! ITS N0T POINTLESS! OK?!?!?! N-O-T P-O-I-N-T-L-E-S-S-! I BET THAT YOU ARE A ROBOT, A KILLING MACHINE, A DEMON, AND A HEARTLESS ALL IN 1!!!!! OH, AND DO YOU KNOW? YOU POST 0, BUT IT DID NOT WORKED! TRUE! OVERALL POINT IS 9.9/10 ! SEE THAT? 9.9/10 ! ALMOST 10! NOW, GO TO HELL, YOUR SO-CALLED HOME, AND ACCEPT YOUR REVIEW AS A "TRASH"!

ps here is some horrible art that I shat out. here is the png since jpg compression will probably fuck it up.

"DAMN, Zeebmork! Way to trash a masterpiece..."