LordZeebmork's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wrong Hate, My Reply 2 U]

for fuck's sake.

I'm going to ignore the fact that this, which probably took ten minutes to make and isn't funny at all, has a higher score than real movies that real animators spent months working on (hell, this thing even says that you couldn't be bothered to animate more than about fifteen seconds of the song, and it has a 3.61) and focus on the message.

The entire Phoenix Wrong series is overrated. In fact, I'd say it's almost as overrated as the Awesome series. It takes almost no Flash skill, and yet it, and its badly made ripoffs, gets piles of awards and stays on the front page for ages, and at least the Awesome series has some form of drawing, and the SMBZ series has some form of animation, unlike Phoenix Wrong, which is just a pile of static sprites badly lip-synced to unfunny clips from Weird Al and Family Guy. But that's not really the issue at hand here.

What makes you think anyone who points that out is "jealous"? Why shouldn't people think that things that have actual effort put into them be given more awards and higher scores than sprite movies that take no more Flash skill than a basic knowledge of streaming audio and movie clips and an audio editing program, and no more effort than the average spam submission? Anyone with Flash could make a Phoenix Wrong movie, and Flash isn't that hard to get. Hell, back in the time when Phoenix Wrong was popular, I could have made a few award-winning flashes in a few days, but I didn't because I was too busy spending months working on movies that I actually liked making and watching them get blammed because they were too far away from the mainstream. (This was back when I actually liked using Flash and it didn't crash every ten seconds.)

But, luckily, Phoenix Wrong is dead, and I don't know why I'm even bothering to write this review. I just feel like writing a long, ranting review, but I know I'll get review banned if I do it on anything current.

[Desumutation: Heinz Green]

uhm.

If this was supposed to be an animutation, it definitely needs to not be as incredibly, painfully slow as it was, and it needs more things going on.

And 4chan shit isn't really funny anymore.

Other than that, this was sort of good, I guess. Possibly. Except not really.

Sgtpepper17 responds:

To tell you the truth, I have no idea of how to call this..
And you're right 4chan meme's aren't thet funny anymore. Thats why I wanted it out of my system.

[Hmmmm..]

this

is probably the best thing that could ever be done with that song

yo yo yo yooYOYOYOO FUGGA AZZ SHYT DAWG f

[With My Mind's Madness]

holy

This right here is pretty much the only Madness movie I have ever seen that doesn't blow more AIDS-filled cock than a cheap whore in southeast DC.

Even though I hated the music.

MindChamber responds:

lollerz

[Heil Hitler!!!]

nifty.

Set the music properties to stream instead of event.

Fautzo responds:

Will do. I'm a huge fan of your animutations, by the way.

[Madness Day 2008]

mayun

I have been away from this site for awhile, and was truly pleased to see that this series continued. It goes without saying, I have a serious soft spot for them. I had adored the first two, but someone else had as well. My best friend to whom I shared these collected pieces to. This year she passed away from heart disease, but I'm sure if she as with us today she would agree with me when I say that the newest two additions blow older expectations out of the water. The topics of Prejudice and discrimination revealed gradually through the whole series is well done and presented in such a way, to where it is easy to digest whilst getting the message across. The imagery is simplistic and very clean making it interesting to watch as well. Needless to say, I am a huge fan and I thank and appreciate the makers of these flashes. I cannot wait to watch the conclusion, not only for my friend, but for myself. <3

[LongCat's Song]

rules 1 and 2 don't matter anymore idiots...

...and they only applied to raids in the first place.

even though I despise 95% of everything have to do with 4chan, this definitely falls in the other 5%, from back in the day before it got flooded with myspace fucktards spewing unfunny lolcat shit.

anyway, this is a classic. the music is great. those were the days. yep. now get off my lawn you goddamn kids.

[Hyakugojyuuichi!!]

back in the day...

what happened to animutations anyway? those things were great.

oh well, guess I have to make some.

anyway, this is a classic.

[havanasanta]

this is

easily the most original thing I have seen on the internet this month.

brilliant.

[The Anigen Show!Episode01]

oh fuckballs

I saw this when it was under judgement but I didn't watch it because my computer was being a shit

fuck, I missed out

this shit is classic, five get!111 teeeh XD