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[[KK] Stronger]

I have too many characters damnit

the dancing troll (which I could barely recognize; it's not lime fucking green), the duckworm, and the robot
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and yeah I'll give this a ten when the graphics don't look aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kyothine responds:

i just used the av you used to use on t3h party. it looked like a snake to me so i just drew that.

[Sad2laugh]

A perfect example of...

...what's wrong with animutations. This was too driven by the fake lyrics, and it didn't really focus on randomness as much as Jon Stewart and some other people singing in front of a slideshow. It got better as the animutation went on though. And putting Jay Jay and Zippy in the same scene is just wrong.

Couldn't you have at least thrown some dancing Megaman sprite edits in or something instead of the cliched dancing Mink and spiral shit? The lack of randomness and the "I ran out of ideas" story really kill this, although it did pick up the pace and turn into a good old style animutation around the time Jon Stewart went emo in front of the massive flag of a happy fun hellhole of a country.

Although the music makes up for it.

[Dan Hibiki for Prezidénté]

BACK IN MY DAY

Damnit, this is why the internet needs shitty Geocities sites.

[Ulti'ate $Caaa-ashh-eee$]

profit explosion

A classic animutation for the masses, except for the fact that a few of the scenes were too slow and some were too fast.

[The System is Down]

ughh

This was a bad song for animutating, and the bad animation (scrolling buildings not looping properly, lazy black-blob mouth thing), overused cliched shit, and laziness scenes (four The Cheat gifs, about five seconds of subliminal messages) made it worse.

Oh well, your newer animutations are better, I guess.

[Power 50]

Not really.

Animutations are a bit more than overused shit from YTMND with the occasional addition of a few five-frame loops or singing characters staying in one place and maybe a few subliminal messages about Clock Crew drama.

Actually, they're a lot more than that.

So how about coming up with some original ideas instead of stealing overused jokes from YTMND, other animutations, or Homestar Runner and sticking them in one place over a gif?

[Man Being Hit in Groin]

the

Fox News thing made it all worthwhile

best flash I've seen today, seriously, although it should have been longer.

[Hyakugojyuuichi Forever!!]

Awesome.

A classic that will blah blah blah blah blah blah

Coherent reviews are for the weak.

[Mario P0wn]

heyyy what have we here?

A Mario sprite flash that doesn't suck? How did that happen?

The ending was slow and could use improvement, but hell, I did the lazy ending thing on a lot of my movies, so I can't really say much there. Besides, the rest of the movie makes up for it.

[Bob Harley's JEM!]

hehehe

Not bad. The audio editing though (the JEM! at the end) needs improvement though, and you should have used Break Apart (Ctrl+B) on the singing Jem head instead of Trace Bitmap, which makes stuff look like shit.